1. 5:00am and Tumblr is just not doing it

    The cab that picked me up smells like he’s trying to mask the smell of fuel with heavy cheap perfume

    Ugh, ugh

  2. deathbeforedigital:

I will never not laugh at this

    deathbeforedigital:

    I will never not laugh at this

    (Source: vortexanomaly)

  3. mightyhealthyquest:

    IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

  4. arieces:

    OH MY GOD

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  5. (Source: corgiblue)

  6. Current status:

    Cannot feel my face at airport. Villa Italian Kitchen will solve all my problems no doubt.

  7. Current status:

    Drinking 2 mini vodka bottles in the back seat of a cab by myself.

  8. Looking at my tumblr

    It seems like I post text posts when tipsy.

    Just an observation.

  9. japhers:

    buffdaddyjohn:

    ybee:

    ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

    image

    help

    image

    #ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

    IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON

  10. Two things right now

    1) right now I wish I had no access to Facebook because I’m seeing things I do not need to be seeing. Things that just remind me how far away I am from things that are happening thus how useless I can be from a distance.

    2) [and completely unrelated] I guess that hanging out with a co-worker is not that bad ;D #kermitmemethatdoesnotapplyherebutitsjustaninsidejoke

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